Let me be perfectly clear...

There really were boogers on the ceiling. We took a vote. The only person who didn't think they were, was the nurse in charge of housekeeping. The other people all agreed, it was indeed a pick and flick situation.

And then when the guy came to clean them off? He was wearing a hazmat gas mask - you can kinda see it in this photo.

If only we had thought to film the entire hospital stay and broadcast it. I think we woulda made millions.