Who doesn't love office supplies? Does the new package of Sharpies shown below do the same thing to you that it does to me? I want to rip it open and start doodling.
Hopefully, my surgeon will appreciate the fact that I have managed to keep the entire package intact, and just for him. Because I am sorta jonesing for the ORANGE Sharpie right now!I know they will have to draw on me quite a bit. I refuse to let it be in black Sharpies, I am really more or an orange and purple gal. I will present the Sharpies to the main surgeon prior to him doodling on me.
Here is a quick photo of the procedure they are going to do:
1. Remove breasts and nipples
2. Remove fat from tummy
3. Make a new belly button (!) and close me up like a window shade
4. Build new breasts utilizing the harvested tissue from my tummy
5. Reattach the blood vessels through a tiny hole in my sternum
I know, I know, it's probably more information than you wanted to know. But isn't technology amazing?????
I, of course, want there to be plenty of fat for them to harvest, so I am eating ice cream every day. Tomorrow I may even have it for breakfast.
This is, after all, a teaching hospital, so there will be medical students in and out of the OR.
This is, after all, a teaching hospital, so there will be medical students in and out of the OR.
I'd like to write on my boobs before surgery:
"Stop staring at my tits"
